The Best Funny Sales Representative

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Lexus Dealership

A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a […]

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Christmas Shopping In Dublin

Saoirse Kelly decided one year to do her Christmas shopping in Dublin. “Be careful”, her friend Maria Ellis said, “those department stores in Dublin charge far more than you would […]

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A Blonde Woman Buys A BMW

A blonde woman had always wanted to own a really fancy car and she had just bought herself a BMW. To have an expensive car, a status symbol to drive […]

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Sales Representative Turned Police Officer

It’s not often that you hear about a sales representative turned police office is it. A sales representative, who after a few years of struggling to sell products for a […]

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Polish Sausage

A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly […]

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Aspirin

A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large distribution company. At his job interview, the interviewer looked over his papers and […]