Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided to have a cigarette and relax for a few moments before starting their journey, rowing to safety. The cigarettes were […]
The Best Funny Sailor Jokes
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A Sailor who was on shore leave and a good looking blonde girl, bumped into each other at the bar one evening. They hit it off pretty much right away, and the sailor tried every trick in the book to try and get laid, but without much success. “I usually […]
The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do you want to join the Navy son?” The new recruit replied, “My father thought it would be a good career […]
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided the only choice she had was to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, “Look, you have got […]
One day in the South Pacific, a U.S. Navy ship saw smoke coming from an uncharted island. Checking closed with his telescope, there appeared to be three huts on the island. The ship anchored off the island, and a group of sailors were sent ashore to investigate. Upon arriving at […]