The Best Funny Sailor Jokes

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“All the nice girls love a sailor” as the song goes, and all the best sailor jokes come to The Laughline. We hope you enjoy this selection of funny sailor jokes.

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The Lifeboat

Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided […]

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The Sailor And The Blonde

A Sailor who was on shore leave and a good looking blonde girl, bumped into each other at the bar one evening. They hit it off pretty much right away, […]

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The Royal Navy Recruit

The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do […]

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Depressed Young Woman

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided the only choice she had was to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down […]

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Uncharted Island

One day in the South Pacific, a U.S. Navy ship was sailing across what ought to have been a large expanse of open water when the lookout saw smoke coming […]