The Best Funny russian

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There Once Was A Woman From Russia

There once was a woman from Russia Whose thighs were a real ball crusher They say that by night she was an awesome delight But by day she was just […]

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The South Of France

It is the middle of August and it’s holiday season in the South of France and there are lots of tourists visiting the region from all over the world. However, […]

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Blonde Couple Adopt A Baby

A blonde couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called, and told them that they had adopted a wonderful […]

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The Doctors Conference

A number of respected medical professionals from around the world were attending a doctors conference in New Orleans. Over the lunch break, a small group of doctors were discussing how […]

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The Pretzel Hold

A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said “Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.” Read on…

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The Garden Of Eden

A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Englishman. […]