A new retirement community opened in town and after the first batch of elderly people had moved in, the community manager summoned them all to a meeting in the lounge. The manager addressed all the new residents, stating that he wanted to make them aware of some of the rules […]
The Best Funny Rules
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As the weather is warming up and summer is just around the corner, barbecueing season is on us once again. There is nothing quite like the smell of meat cooking on the barbecue on a hot sunny summer day, don’t you agree. Oh, and a bottle of beer in your […]
Hospital regulations in the hospital where I work as a student nurse, require that a wheelchair is used for patients when they are being discharged. One day, I found an elderly gentleman, who was already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. The gentleman insisted […]
One day, while walking down the street, Susan, who was a highly successful woman executive, was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in Heaven, where she was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. “Greetings Susan, welcome to Heaven,” said Saint Peter. “Before […]
Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are: RULE ONE Never give yourself a haircut after three Margaritas. RULE TWO You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. […]
Whoa! New airline rules! Well that’s all we need right now isn’t it! With all the problems that the airlines have been going through, including the cutting of services, these new airline rules are a scenario that just might become reality in the near future. In fact, with a number […]