The Best Funny Royal Navy Jokes

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Royal Navy Jokes. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/hms-victory-lord-nelson-ship-270119/The best funny Royal Navy jokes are here, we hope you enjoy them, and by all means please share them with your friends.

The Royal Navy is the proudest naval fleet in the world, but did you know that the origins of a British navy dates back all the way to King Alfred or possibly even 20 years earlier, to King Aethelstan who in 851AD reportedly defeated a Viking fleet (learn more).

King Henry VIII is credited with officially creating the Royal Navy, which has seen some epic battles over the centuries, from the defeat of the Spanish Amrmada in 1588, the Battle of Tragalgar in 1805 and many more during the two World Wars.

But back to why we are here, Royal Navy jokes, and hopefully you will enjoy this collection that we have for you.


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The Battle Of Trafalgar. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/damiavos/6273703487

Nelson And The Battle Of Trafalgar Today

Most people in the UK know about Admiral Nelson and the Battle Of Trafalgar, but how would the battle have gone I wonder if it had taken place today. Well, […]

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The Sea Battle

The sea battle was about to commence between a pirate ship and one of His Majesty’s “ships of the line”, the pride of the British Royal Navy, fast and bristling […]

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Cannonballs

Did you know that hundreds of years ago it was necessary to keep a good supply of cannonballs near the cannon on war ships, so that they would be ready […]

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Royal Navy Minesweeper

A Royal Navy minesweeper that was getting on in years and showing it, was cruising through a lonely stretch of the South Pacific when it was overtaken by a brand […]

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The Royal Navy Recruit

The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do […]

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Submarine

The new Petty Officer was assigned to a post on a submarine.  He had dreamed of going to sea and being a submariner since he was a young boy and […]