Most people in the UK know about Admiral Nelson and the Battle Of Trafalgar, but how would the battle have gone I wonder if it had taken place today. Well, I would hope that most people in the UK today have heard of Admiral Nelson and the Battle Of Trafalgar, […]
The Best Funny Royal Navy Jokes
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The best funny Royal Navy jokes are here, we hope you enjoy them, and by all means please share them with your friends.
The Royal Navy is the proudest naval fleet in the world, but did you know that the origins of a British navy dates back all the way to King Alfred or possibly even 20 years earlier, to King Aethelstan who in 851AD reportedly defeated a Viking fleet (learn more).
King Henry VIII is credited with officially creating the Royal Navy, which has seen some epic battles over the centuries, from the defeat of the Spanish Amrmada in 1588, the Battle of Tragalgar in 1805 and many more during the two World Wars.
But back to why we are here, Royal Navy jokes, and hopefully you will enjoy this collection that we have for you.
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The sea battle was about to commence between a pirate ship and one of His Majesty’s “ships of the line”, the pride of the British Royal Navy, fast and bristling with cannon. The pirate captain called to his aide, asking him to bring him his red coat. When the aide […]
Did you know that hundreds of years ago it was necessary to keep a good supply of cannonballs near the cannon on war ships, so that they would be ready for action when needed and it was time to call the crew to battle stations. But the big problem the […]
A Royal Navy minesweeper that was getting on in years and showing it, was cruising through a lonely stretch of the South Pacific when it was overtaken by a brand spanking new Australian cruiser. All the sailors on board the minesweeper were in awe as they looked at the shiny […]
The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do you want to join the Navy son?” The new recruit replied, “My father thought it would be a good career […]
The new Petty Officer was assigned to a post on a submarine. He had dreamed of going to sea and being a submariner since he was a young boy and now, having graduated from the Navy college, this was his big opportunity. In his eagerness to show his enthusiasm, he […]