A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “I haven’t seen a cross-eyed Rottweiler before, let’s have a good look at him”. So, the vet picked the dog up, examined […]
The Best Funny Rottweiler Jokes
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There aren’t many places where you can find a category for Rottweiler jokes, but we have one! We have jokes about pretty much everything, including rottweiler jokes and many other dog jokes.
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A man woke up one morning and looked out of his bedroom window, finding to his utmost surprise that there was a gorilla in the tree in his back yard. He looked in the phone book and sure enough he found an advertisement for a “Gorilla Catcher”. So, he called […]
We all know that Americans speak differently in the North (Yankee Territory) to what they do in the South. Here is a useful translation guide for different types of dogs from Yankee to Southern. (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg. (Yankee) Poodle(Southern) Circus Dawg. (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher(Southern) Dobimin Pinches. (Yankee) […]
This is a great collection of funny one liners about Jewish Women. They include jokes about how Jewish women treat their husbands and children, as well as their outlook on life, family, money, appearance etc. You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days: Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, […]