The Best Funny rooster

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Easter Morning

A rooster was strutting around the farmyard one Easter morning in a typical arrogant manner as roosters do. He walked into the hen house and to his surprise he came […]

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The Rooster

A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road. The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG […]

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The Rooster Puzzle

A blonde woman buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says, “I […]

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Roosters and Pullets

Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was […]

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Gordon The Chicken

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised chicken egg business and Gordon the chicken was his favourite rooster. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or […]