A rooster was strutting around the farmyard one Easter morning as roosters do. He walked into the hen house and came across a nest of eggs that were dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, thought for a minute, then ran outside […]
The Best Funny rooster
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A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road. The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG and although the man slammed on the brakes as hard as he could, it was too late, nothing could stop […]
A blonde woman buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says, “I just bought this puzzle, but i can’t find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together, not […]
Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zebediah kept records, and any rooster that didn’t perform well went into the soup pot and […]
Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised chicken egg business and Gordon the chicken was his favourite rooster. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets’ eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup […]