The Best Funny Rolex Jokes

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I guess there is really no watch quite like a Rolex when it comes to style and showing off your wealth. It’s no wonder then that there are lots of Rolex Jokes and we have a selection of the best Rolex Jokes here for you to enjoy.

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Shoplifting A Rolex Watch

A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while he was trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, […]

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An Irish Daughter Returned Home

An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away and living in the big city. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, […]

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Porsche 911 Turbo

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of […]

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The Portrait

One day, a woman decided that she wanted to have her portrait painted. So, she found a suitable artist and told him that she wanted to be painted with diamond […]

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The Old Mafia Don

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! “Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you […]