The Best Funny Robbery Jokes

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Let’s face it, nobody likes being robbed or having a thief steal something from you, but that doesn’t stop robbery jokes from being funny and popular.

We have a good selection of robbery jokes for you here and hope you enjoy them.

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Santa’s Calf Skin Jacket

Have you heard about the time Santa Claus had his new calf skin jacket stolen? I’m going to tell you in advance that this is a really terrible joke, a […]

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Overweight Attorney

An overweight attorney in a small town in Kansas was in court as the prosecutor on an a robbery case. As he was in court questioning a witness to the […]

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Bank Robberies

There had been a series of bank robberies where the same man had robbed the same branch of the same bank three times in the last thirty days. The FBI, […]

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The Bank Robber

The bank robber walked up to the counter in the bank, pulled out a gun, pointed it at the teller and said, “Give me all the money or you are […]

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The Bank Robbery

During a bank robbery, the robbers tied the bank cashier up and then gagged him after learning the combination to the safe. They then herded the other employees into a […]

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The Bank Robbery

Two accountants were waiting in the queue in a bank, when there was a bank robbery. Without warning, a gang of armed robbers burst into the bank foyer and ordered […]

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Bank Robbery

A man pulled a balaclava over his head and went into a bank, aiming to commit a bank robbery. The robber went straight up to one of the cashiers, pulled […]