There had been a series of bank robberies where the same man had robbed the same branch of the same bank three times in the last thirty days. The FBI, who were in charge of the investigation and trying to prevent a fourth robbery, asks the nervous bank clerk, “Have […]
The Best Funny Robbery Jokes
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The bank robber walked up to the counter, pulled out a gun, pointed it at the teller and said, “Give me all the money or you are geography!” The puzzled teller replied, “Excuse me, did you mean to say or you are history?” The robber said in an embarrassed voice, […]
During a bank robbery, the robbers tied the bank cashier up and then gagged him after learning the combination to the safe. They then herded the other employees into a separate room under guard. After they finished emptying the safe and were about to leave, the cashier made desperate pleading […]
Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]
A man pulled a balaclava over his head and went into a bank, aiming to commit a bank robbery. The robber went straight up to one of the cashiers, pulled out a gun and demanded that they hand over all of their money. Once he was given the money, he […]