I had waited for many years to quit work and was enjoying the second week of my retirement, much the same way as I had enjoyed the first week actually, by doing as little as possible and spending a few happy hours out in the garden relaxing in my wicker […]
The Best Funny retirement
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Retirement is a strange thing you know. Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I now realise that at my age, I don’t really give a damn anymore. Take exercise for example. If walking is good for our health, the postman would be immortal. Just think how many miles […]
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000”. A young man, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know jack […]
An old man and old woman met after both became residents at a retirement home. They soon began to get pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each others company. After about three weeks of getting to know each other, the old man said to the woman, “I know we are both […]
Don’t you love it when you plan for retirement and can sit back and just wait for that certain age to arrrive. Unfortunately, a single phone call could just change everything. My broker called me this morning and said, “Remember that stock we bought and I said you’d be able […]