A new retirement community opened in town, and after the first batch of elderly people had moved in, the community manager summoned them to a meeting in the lounge. The manager addressed all the new residents, stating that he wanted to make them aware of some of the rules of […]
Jokes tagged as: retirement jokes
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Four retired men are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other in disbelief and then go into the bar, thinking that this is too good to be true. The old bartender who is […]
If I get the chance to be reincarnated, I want to live my next life backwards. Want to know why? You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for […]
There are lots of jokes about Walmart Greeters, probably because (sadly) many Americans see themselves as being financially insecure when they reach retirement age, and will need to find a job to provide additional income. I know this applies to me too, unfortunately, and therefore I have categorized these Walmart […]
When you are retired and your mind often has nothing better to do, it can often ramble about and present you with lots of apparently random thoughts. Being a Baby Boomer and also currently unemployed, which is rather like being retired, as you lose track of what day of the […]
