Jokes tagged as:  restaurant

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Restaurant jokes and stories about eating out in a restaurant.

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Anything You Want

A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.” So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver […]

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Bad Potato

I went out to this restaurant not long ago, and about halfway through dinner, I called the waitress over and said, “excuse me miss, this potato is bad”. The waitress nodded, picked up the potato, and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, “Sir, if […]