An elderly gentlemen and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table at a busy restaurant, because they had no reservations. “Young man”, the elderly lady said to the waiter, “we are both 90 years old, we may not have 45 minutes”. They were […]
Jokes tagged as: Restaurant Jokes
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A very thrifty Scotsman (now that’s a rare sight), goes to a restaurant with his wife and young son for dinner. When they are seated, the Scotsman asks the waitress, “Do you have any special price deals?” The waitress replies, “Well tonight is Wednesday, so all kids eat free”. The […]
While he was eating in an expensive restaurant, a patron overhead the gentleman at the next table ask the waitress to pack the leftovers from their meal for their dog. It was then that the gentleman’s young son exclaimed loudly, “Whoopee! We’re gonna get us a dog!”
One day, Murphy and Paddy went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered two steaks. As soon as the waiter brought out steaks, Murphy quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself and put it n his plate replied Paddy wasn’t happy about that and said, “When are you going […]
“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “I’m […]
A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked perfectly, it was the most tender and juicy steak that he had ever eaten. So, a group of them decided […]
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a great big kiss, then said she would see him later and walked away. Heads turned in the restaurant as the woman walked across […]
Some friends of ours invited the wife and I out to dinner at a new restaurant in town, where the servers are all topless. Although this wasn’t exactly to my wife’s taste, she was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening. On the way home though, the […]
A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.” So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver […]
A man enters a posh restaurant, wearing a shirt that is open at the collar. He is met by a bouncer, who tells him that he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So, the man goes out to his car, and he looks around for a necktie, and discovers […]
