Two Jewish men were having a meal in a Indian restaurant in New York. Moishe thought for a minute, then turned to his friend Abraham and asked, !Hey Abe, do […]
The Best Funny Restaurant Jokes
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Welcome to our great collection of funny restaurant jokes and stories about eating out in a restaurant.
Whether it’s something odd about a restaurant, the people in it or the food, there is a joke to be found somewhere, and we have been scooping up as many good restaurant jokes as we can find for you to enjoy.
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This is a joke about a hand job and yes it’s a little bit rude, so if that’s not for you, just skip it and move along. We thought it […]
A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was […]
Have you ever been on a blind date? They can either go well or go badly. Here’s a short story about a blind date that didn’t go well. After being […]
On his first date with a beautiful woman, David decided that he was going to impress her somehow with his knowledge of wine. Since their date was in a fine […]
May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party of friends had sat down to eat in the restaurant. “Yes please”, I said to the […]
Whenever I hear a story about air conditioning in restaurants, it makes me think of my wife, who more often than not gets cold when we go to a restaurant. […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. […]
Murphy worked as a waiter at a restaurant and sometimes there were desserts left over at the end of the evening, which the staff were allowed to take home. One […]
Do you remember when eating out was a relaxing experience? Someone else cooked for you, someone else served you and cleaned up after you. All you had to do was […]
For a special birthday treat, Liam had taken his fiancee Siobhan out for a fancy meal at a posh restaurant. The menu looked rather too expensive for Liam’s wallet, so […]
A couple decided to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They studied the menu and ordered the “Chicken Surprise” which sounded like a rather interesting dish. About twenty […]