A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a great big kiss, then said she would see him later and walked away. Heads turned in the restaurant as the woman walked across […]
Jokes tagged as: restaurant
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Some friends of ours invited the wife and I out to dinner at a new restaurant in town, where the servers are all topless. Although this wasn’t exactly to my wife’s taste, she was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening. On the way home though, the […]
A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.” So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver […]
A man enters a posh restaurant, wearing a shirt that is open at the collar. He is met by a bouncer, who tells him that he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So, the man goes out to his car, and he looks around for a necktie, and discovers […]
A man goes into a really fancy restaurant wearing a shirt that is open at the collar. He is told by the concierge that open neck shirts are not allowed, and that he must wear a tie around his neck to gain admission. So, really wanting to dine there, as […]
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering la carte,” the waitress warned […]
I went out to this restaurant not long ago, and about halfway through dinner, I called the waitress over and said, “excuse me miss, this potato is bad”. The waitress nodded, picked up the potato, and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, “Sir, if […]