Jokes tagged as:  Restaurant Jokes

18 posts

Welcome to our collection of funny restaurant jokes and stories about eating out in a restaurant.

Whether it’s something odd about a restaurant, the people in it or the food, there is a joke to be found somewhere, and we have been scooping up as many good restaurant jokes as we can find for you to enjoy.

 

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45 Minute Wait For A Table

An elderly gentlemen and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table at a busy restaurant, because they had no reservations. “Young man”, the elderly lady said to the waiter, “we are both 90 years old, we may not have 45 minutes”. They were […]

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On A Date

“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “I’m […]

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Amazing Steak

A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked perfectly, it was the most tender and juicy steak that he had ever eaten. So, a group of them decided […]