“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “I’m […]
Jokes tagged as: Restaurant Jokes
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A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked perfectly, it was the most tender and juicy steak that he had ever eaten. So, a group of them decided […]
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a great big kiss, then said she would see him later and walked away. Heads turned in the restaurant as the woman walked across […]
Some friends of ours invited the wife and I out to dinner at a new restaurant in town, where the servers are all topless. Although this wasn’t exactly to my wife’s taste, she was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening. On the way home though, the […]
A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.” So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver […]
A man enters a posh restaurant, wearing a shirt that is open at the collar. He is met by a bouncer, who tells him that he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So, the man goes out to his car, and he looks around for a necktie, and discovers […]
A man goes into a really fancy restaurant wearing a shirt that is open at the collar. He is told by the concierge that open neck shirts are not allowed, and that he must wear a tie around his neck to gain admission. So, really wanting to dine there, as […]
This is a really funny video of two dogs dining in a busy restaurant.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering la carte,” the waitress warned […]
