This is taken from a competition in a newspaper, in which it was proposed that English should have male and female nouns. Readers were asked to assign a gender to nouns of their choice and to explain their reasoning. These were the best submissions and very clever too in our […]
The Best Funny Remote Control Jokes
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I bet all of us have a funny story to share about remote controls, so how could we not dedicate a category to remote control jokes.
How many times have the batteries died in your remote control, most likely when someone comes in the room and you quickly want to change channel to hide what you were watching? Come on admit it, we have all done it!
Or how many times have you actually lost the remote control, finally given in and bought a replacement, only to find out the original was there in front of you, just invisible to you.
So here is our collection of remote control jokes. We hope you enjoy them and please do share our posts with your friends if you do.
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Here are 100 reasons why it’s great to be a man. I’m sure there are equally 100 reasons why it’s great to be a woman too and we will list them when we find them. Do you think life is better if you are a man rather than a woman, […]
A woman’s revenge can be sweet, that is unless you are on the receiving end of it. “Cash, check or charge?” I asked my customer, after folding items that the elderly woman wished to purchase. As the elderly woman fumbled for her purse, I noticed that she had a remote […]