One day in the South Pacific, a U.S. Navy ship saw smoke coming from an uncharted island. Checking closed with his telescope, there appeared to be three huts on the island. The ship anchored off the island, and a group of sailors were sent ashore to investigate. Upon arriving at […]
Jokes tagged as: Religious Jokes
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At the town’s annual picnic in July, the local Rabbi and Catholic Priest, rivals who always sought to out do each other at every opportunity, got to talking about the customs that their respective religions imposed on them.
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, “I’m not going.”
I’m not saying that this Sunday sermon was boring, but…
A Jewish businessman is in financial trouble, so he goes to the Rabbi to seek advice…
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it. […]
Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their BMW’s, Trucks and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying: “I’ve got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?” God replies “We are over our quota on Gypsies. Go back out to the Pearly Gates […]
A well known journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was, walking slowly […]
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really stand for (grin) “What would Jesus drive?” One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a […]
