The Best Funny rancher

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The Texas Rancher And The White Horse

A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he […]

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Advice About His Horse

A rancher went to the veterinarian seeking some advice about his horse. He said to the vet, “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, but sometimes he limps. What […]

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The Horse Rancher

A man called a friend of his, who was a horse rancher and said that he was sending a friend over to look at a horse. His friend asked, “How […]

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The Alcoholic Rancher

An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, […]

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Always Wear Your Seat Belt

There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates […]

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The Rancher’s Widow

A rancher’s widow was determined to keep her successful husband’s ranch going after he died and left everything to her in his will. However, she knew very little about ranching, […]