A rancher went to the veterinarian seeking some advice about his horse. He said to the vet, “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, but sometimes he limps. What should I do?” The vet replied, “Well, I recommend that the next time he walks normally, sell him!” Image used […]
The Best Funny rancher
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A man called a friend of his, who was a horse rancher and said that he was sending a friend over to look at a horse. His friend asked, “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy”, the man replied, “He’s a midget with a speech impediment.” Well, to cut a […]
An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, he just couldn’t stay away from the booze, and prohibition would have made life very difficult for him. “I tell […]
There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
A rancher’s widow was determined to keep her successful husband’s ranch going after he died and left everything to her in his will. However, she knew very little about ranching, and so she placed an advertisement in the newspaper for a ranch hand to help her out. Two cowboys saw […]