Retirement is a strange thing you know. Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I now realise that at my age, I honestly don’t really give a damn anymore. Take exercise for example. If walking is good for our health, the postman would be immortal. Just think how many […]
The Best Funny rabbit
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One day, a laboratory rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his […]
A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She is dragging a wet rabbit on a leash, and it’s pretty obvious that the rabbit does not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy,” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on a customer’s lap, getting water all […]
Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure why not?” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the […]
It’s only February, and already we have a contender for the worst joke of the year. Enjoy it, or not… Either way, please share it with your friends – make them laugh or make them groan. A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, “Can I have […]
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over […]