Murphy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test with a local accountancy company, confident as he ever could be that he would get the job. The tester took Murphy to a small office, where he sat him down and started to ask him some questions. […]
The Best Funny rabbit
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Retirement is a strange thing you know. Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I now realise that at my age, I don’t really give a damn anymore. Honestly, I just got to the point where little surprises me and I live life my way. Take exercise for example. […]
One day, a laboratory rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his […]
A woman walked into a vet’s waiting room and she was dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. It was pretty obvious to everyone in the waiting room that the rabbit did not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy”, the woman said. Fluffy glared at her and sopping wet, jumped […]
Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure why not?” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the […]
It’s only March, and already we have a contender for the worst joke of the year. Enjoy it, or not… Either way, please share it with your friends – make them laugh or make them groan. So a rabbit walked into a pub and said to the barman, “Can I […]
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over […]