The Best Funny Rabbi Jokes

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As the head of the Synagogue you would expect the Rabbi to be an honest and trustworthy cleric, but when it comes to jokes we know better. This is our collection of funny Rabbi jokes, we hope you enjoy them.

See also our collection of Priest Jokes, Minister Jokes and Pastor Jokes.

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A Rabbi And A Priest And A Car

A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other. Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to […]

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The Rabbi’s Hat

This is a short story about the Rabbi’s hat. You are going to like this one. One windy day, an elderly Rabbi was walking slowly down the street when a […]

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The Jews Must Leave Italy

A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, […]

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The Jewish Lawyer And The Rabbi

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way that his son had turned out, so he went to see his Rabbi to consult him about the matter. “I brought him […]

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The Priest And The Rabbi

A priest says to his friend, who is a rabbi, that he has found an excellent way to eat for free in some of the really good restaurants in town. […]

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The Brothel

Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness while watching the comings and goings at the brothel across the street. They watched as a Baptist minister walked into […]

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Sex On The Sabbath

A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is allowed, or if it is deemed to be a sin. The answer, he feels, hinges on whether sex is […]

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Conversion To The Jewish Religion

A couple are preparing for a religious conversion to the Jewish religion, and they meet with the orthodox rabbi for their final session before the ceremony. The rabbi asks them […]

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Rabbi Levy

During a regular early morning temple service, Rabbi Levy couldn’t help noticing that 21 year old Benny was sitting at the back of the shul looking very sad. He had […]

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The Priest And The Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest […]

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Golf With The Clergymen

Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, […]