An older Jewish gentleman and a younger Jewish lady fell very much in love and got married. However, there was a problem in their relationship, since no matter what the […]
The Best Funny Rabbi Jokes
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A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other. Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to […]
This is a short story about the Rabbi’s hat. You are going to like this one. One windy day, an elderly Rabbi was walking slowly down the street when a […]
A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, […]
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way that his son had turned out, so he went to see his Rabbi to consult him about the matter. “I brought him […]
A priest says to his friend, who is a rabbi, that he has found an excellent way to eat for free in some of the really good restaurants in town. […]
Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness while watching the comings and goings at the brothel across the street. They watched as a Baptist minister walked into […]
A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is allowed, or if it is deemed to be a sin. The answer, he feels, hinges on whether sex is […]
A couple are preparing for a religious conversion to the Jewish religion, and they meet with the orthodox rabbi for their final session before the ceremony. The rabbi asks them […]
During a regular early morning temple service, Rabbi Levy couldn’t help noticing that 21 year old Benny was sitting at the back of the shul looking very sad. He had […]
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, […]