Jokes tagged as:  rabbi

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Rabbi Levy

During a regular early morning temple service, Rabbi Levy couldn’t help noticing that 21 year old Benny was sitting at the back of the shul looking very sad. He had his head in his hands. So at a convenient moment, Rabbi Levy goes over to him and asks, “What’s wrong, […]

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A Visit To The Rabbi

A Jewish man pays a visit to the Rabbi, “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.” The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be? Surely you must […]

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The Perfectionist Rabbi

Rabbi Mordechai Schleppman was a perfectionist and he demanded the very best of his pupils. So, it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Sammy handed in a poor paper for his homework. “This is the worst Yiddish essay it has ever been my misfortune […]