During a regular early morning temple service, Rabbi Levy couldn’t help noticing that 21 year old Benny was sitting at the back of the shul looking very sad. He had his head in his hands. So at a convenient moment, Rabbi Levy goes over to him and asks, “What’s wrong, […]
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, a priest, a minister and rabbi got together every Wednesday to play a round of golf, and as usual by […]
A Jewish man pays a visit to the Rabbi, “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.” The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be? Surely you must […]
Rabbi Mordechai Schleppman was a perfectionist and he demanded the very best of his pupils. So, it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Sammy handed in a poor paper for his homework. “This is the worst Yiddish essay it has ever been my misfortune […]
An Irish priest and a Rabbi are both driving down the road and get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars, and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest asks him, “Are you all right, […]
At the town’s annual picnic in July, the local Rabbi and Catholic Priest, rivals who always sought to out do each other at every opportunity, got to talking about the customs that their respective religions imposed on them.
This is a short story to just show that preaching isn’t really all that hard. A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and […]
