The Best Funny Pub Jokes

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Welcome to our collection of funny pub jokes, featuring your favourite watering hole and your favourite tipple.

Your local pub is a great place to have a drink, meet up with friends and make new friends. What better setting could you have to generate funny stories.

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Skulls

The American owner of an Irish bar in New York flew across the Atlantic to Ireland on business. As he walked down the stairs from the plane onto the runway […]

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The Pub Lottery

Tom, Dick and Harry were in their local pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly lottery at the pub. They […]

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Going To Heaven

Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal and said to the first man he met, “Tell me my good man, do you want to go to heaven?” The man […]