A man was drinking at the bar in a local pub, and as you often do after a few beers, he found himself a new drinking partner. “I was married […]
The Best Funny Pub Jokes
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It was a quiet day in an English pub, and a few local lads felt like starting a bit of trouble. Well just then Paddy, who was an Irishman who […]
Have you heard the story about the drunk in the bathroom? A drunk middle-aged man, who had knocked back a few beers in the pub that evening, got up from […]
“Oh my God, bejesus! What on earth happened to you?” the bartender asked Kelly, as he hobbled into his local pub on a crutch, with one arm in a cast. […]
A man who is obviously as drunk as a skunk, walks into the front door of a bar. He staggers up to the bar, somehow manages to seat himself on […]
A shy, innocent young man, who happened to be as drunk as a skunk at the time, walked up to a beautiful young woman in a pub and said, “Do […]
The woman was getting worried about her missing husband. He usually came home right after work, but her husband was not home at his usual hour and his wife was […]
Men always like to brag about their marriages and just how much control they have over their wives. There were three married men talking in the pub, and the topic […]
A collection of great Irish Jokes wouldn’t be complete without an Irish Pub Joke would it, so here is a classic one for you. A man who has obviously had […]
Mrs. Sullivan returned home to to Ireland from a vacation to France where she had taken a French Cooking class. She tells her husband Seamus that she is going to […]
Michael was meeting a friend at the pub and as he walked, in he noticed that two pretty girls were looking at him. “Nine”, he heard one whisper as he […]
Maggie Murphy was complaining about her husband, Paddy, spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t […]