A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. Having observed them for a while and read through his notes about them, he said to the group, “You all have obsessions”. To the first young mother he said, “You are obsessed with eating. […]
A psychiatrist was interviewing a new patient who had been recommended to see him. “You say that you are here” the psychiatrist inquired, “because your family is worried about your taste in socks?” “Yes that’s correct”, the patient muttered. “I like wool socks”. “But that’s perfectly normal”, replied the psychiatrist. […]
Have you heard the story about a man who went to see a psychiatrist and recounted a horrible nightmare that he had been having. “My mother-in-law was chasing me with a bloodthirsty crocodile on a leash. It was terrifying”. The man continued to relate his story, “I saw the yellow […]
It’s a typical day at the asylum, and the duty psychiatrist is doing his rounds of the wards with a couple of medical students. They look in on one patient and the pychiatrist says to his students, “Sometimes this fellow thinks he’s a temptress in a Bizet opera, but today, […]
This is a joke about building castles in the air, which means “To create dreams, hopes, or plans that are impossible, unrealistic, or have very little chance of succeeding”. What’s the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychiatrist? A neurotic is the person who builds a castle in […]
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