An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what […]
The Best Funny protestant
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said to him: “Stop. Don’t do it. Please don’t jump off the bridge!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like […]
There was a dead man in the street. The man was immaculately dressed. He was dressed more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay, dressed in a black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead. ‘How did he get […]
