Seamus was walking along a Belfast street one night when suddenly he was confronted with a masked man who had a gun pointed right at him. The gunman asked him, “Are you Protestant or Catholic?” Well as you can imagine, poor Seamus was scared out of his wits, but he […]
The Best Funny protestant
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The Bishop and Ann O’Rourke is a wonderfully funny poem written by Reverend Andrew Neaum that we thought would be perfect for our Irish Jokes category. You can read more about the author at the end of this article. Dublin, though it’s full of priestsAnd has a certain charmIs very […]
An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away and living in the big city. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, even a line? Why didn’t ye […]
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said to him: “Stop. Don’t do it. Please don’t jump off the bridge!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like […]
Have you ever had problems with your neighbors because you enjoy eating meat on Friday? Well, in the suburbs of Texas, every Friday night after work, Michael would fire up his outdoor grill and cook chicken. For Michael this was a great way to chill out after a hard week […]
There was a dead man in the street. The man was immaculately dressed. He was dressed more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay, dressed in a black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead. ‘How did he get […]