Prison inmates at a correctional facility in Ohio were allowed to shine shoes in order to earn some extra money. One day, a man was having his shoes shined when […]
The Best Funny Prison Jokes
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Welcome to our selection of funny Prison Jokes about funny stories about life in prison.
I know prison shouldn’t be a subject to laugh about, but since there are a lot of really funny prison jokes, it seems only right that we should include the best of these on our site for you to enjoy.
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At the Dublin Court House last Wednesday, Mrs O’Hennessy was charged with shoplifting a tin of peaches from a local supermarket. The Judge asked the prosecuting solicitor, “How many peaches […]
Three international convicts were in the bus on their way to prison. Each of them had been allowed to take just one item with them, to help occupy their time […]
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into […]
Three prisoners attempted to escape from Alcatraz prison, but were caught before they were able to escape from the notorious island prison and sentenced be punished. The prison warden lined […]
This morning while I was out for a walk in the park, I sat on a bench next to what looked like a homeless man. Curious about his physical condition […]
Spending time in jail is supposed to be time spent paying for your crimes, but sometimes a jail sentence is far too easy in the opinion of a lot of […]
A man who was serving time in prison received a letter from his wife, in which she wrote, “I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When […]
So a woman woke up in the middle of the night, to find that her husband was missing from their bed. Wondering where he might be, she lay there listening […]
Two work colleagues sat down for lunch one day in the office cafeteria and started chatting as you do. “Hey, whatever happened to Pete who works in payroll?” one asked, […]
If dogs and cats could write, these would likely be a typical excerpt from a pet’s diary. Have you ever wondered what goes on inside the head of your favourite […]