Prison inmates at a correctional facility in Ohio were allowed to shine shoes in order to earn some extra money. One day, a man was having his shoes shined when the prisoner began to complain. “Here I am with a degree and I have to resort to shining shoes”, the […]
The Best Funny Prison Jokes
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Three international convicts were in the bus on their way to prison. Each of them had been allowed to take just one item with them, to help occupy their time while they were incarcerated. On the bus, they each turned to one another to see what the other ones had […]
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into the cell, grab the French spy, drag him into the next room and sit him down in a a chair. […]
Three prisoners attempt to escape from Alcatraz prison, but are caught before they are able to escape from the notorious island prison and sentenced be punished. The prison warden lines the prisoners up and tells them what their punishment is to be: “The governor has decided to make an example […]
This morning while out for a walk in the park, I sat on a bench next to what looked like a homeless man. Curious about his physical condition and bedraggled looks, I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, […]
Spending time in jail is supposed to be time spent paying for your crimes, but sometimes a jail sentence is far too easy in the opinion of a lot of people. Here are some signs that you might just be having an easy time in jail at the expense of […]
A man in prison received a letter from his wife, in which she wrote: “I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied to his wife in a […]
