Welcome to our selection of funny Prison Jokes about funny stories about life in prison.
Prison inmates at a correctional facility in Ohio were allowed to shine shoes in order to earn some extra money. One day, a man was having his shoes shined when the prisoner began to complain. “Here I am with a degree and I have to resort to shining shoes”, the […]
The Best Funny Prison Jokes
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Welcome to our selection of funny Prison Jokes about funny stories about life in prison.
I know prison shouldn’t be a subject to laugh about, but since there are a lot of really funny prison jokes, it seems only right that we should include the best of these on our site for you to enjoy.
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At the Dublin Court House last Wednesday, Mrs O’Hennessy was charged with shoplifting a tin of peaches from a local supermarket. The Judge asked the prosecuting solicitor, “How many peaches were in the tin?” The prosecuting solicitor replied, “There were four peaches Your Honour”. The Judge said to Mrs O’Hennessy, […]
Three international convicts were in the bus on their way to prison. Each of them had been allowed to take just one item with them, to help occupy their time while they were incarcerated. On the bus, they each turned to one another to see what the other ones had […]
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into the cell, grab the French spy, drag him into the next room and sit him down in a a chair. […]
Three prisoners attempted to escape from Alcatraz prison, but were caught before they were able to escape from the notorious island prison and sentenced be punished. The prison warden lined the prisoners up and told them what their punishment was to be: “The governor has decided to make an example […]
This morning while out for a walk in the park, I sat on a bench next to what looked like a homeless man. Curious about his physical condition and bedraggled looks, I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, […]
Spending time in jail is supposed to be time spent paying for your crimes, but sometimes a jail sentence is far too easy in the opinion of a lot of people. Here are the top ten signs that you might just be having an easy time in jail at the […]
A man who was serving time in prison received a letter from his wife, in which she wrote, “I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant lettuce?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail that came […]
A woman woke up in the middle of the night, to find that her husband was missing from their bed. She lay there listening to the stillness of the house, but she couldn’t hear anything, other than maybe a muffled sound that was coming from downstairs. So, she carefully crept […]
Two work colleagues sat down for lunch one day in the office cafeteria and started chatting as you do. “Hey, whatever happened to Pete who works in payroll?” one asked, “I haven’t seen him in a while”. “Well, I heard he got this hare-brained notion that he was going to […]
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside the head of your favourite pet? If dogs and cats could write, these would likely be a typical excerpt from a pet’s diary. Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! […]