At the town’s annual picnic in July, the local Rabbi and Catholic Priest, rivals who always sought to out do each other at every opportunity, got to talking about the customs that their respective religions imposed on them. “This baked ham is really delicious,” said the priest as he teased the rabbi. “You […]
The new nun at the convent goes to her first confession and tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She says, “Father, I have to confess that I never wear panties under […]
The new parish priest is nervous about hearing confessions. It’s his first posting to a church, so he asks an older priest if he can sit in on his first confessions and offer him some guidance. The new priest listens to several confessions from parishioners, then the old priest asks […]
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to […]
This is a short story to just show that preaching isn’t really all that hard. A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and […]
A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks, “Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you?” “Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?” he replies. “Here’s the dilemma: I purchased for […]
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