We have a great collection of funny Priest jokes here, as well as jokes about other members of the clergy including Bishops and The Pope.
A Catholic priest was waiting in line to fill his car with fuel just before a long holiday weekend. It was obvious that he was not alone, since there were a lot of other vehicles queuing at the pump. The queue at the filling station slowly shortened, but there were […]
The Best Funny Priest Jokes
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We have a great collection of funny Priest jokes here, as well as jokes about other members of the clergy including Bishops and The Pope.
The Laughline has a lot of religious jokes for you to enjoy in various categories. If you enjoy these, please share our posts with your friends.
See also Pastor Jokes and Minister Jokes.
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Ah an Irish Baptism, got to love this take on it. Before performing a baptism in Ireland, the local priest, Father Reilly approached Seamus and said to him solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are ye prepared for it?” “I think I am father”” Seamus replied. “My wife has made […]
At the town picnic, an annual event that was held every July, the local Rabbi and Catholic Priest, rivals who always sought to out do each other at every opportunity, got to talking about the customs that their respective religions imposed on them. “This baked ham is really delicious,” said the priest as […]
The new nun at the convent goes to her first confession and tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She says, “Father, I have to confess that I never wear panties under […]
The new parish priest is nervous about hearing confessions. It’s his first posting to a church, so he asks an older priest if he can sit in on his first confessions and offer him some guidance. The new priest listens to several confessions from parishioners, then the old priest asks […]
Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal and said to the first man he met, “Tell me my good man, do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “Indeed I do father”. The priest said to him, “Then stand over there against the wall”. Then the priest […]
This is a short story to just show that preaching isn’t really all that hard. A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and […]
I don’t know about you, but I always dread going through customs when I land after an international flight. There is always that fear of getting pulled aside and having to empty your bags isn’t there. It’s bad enough if you haven’t bought anything into the country that you didn’t […]