Murphy goes into the confessional box one Sunday and has the surprise of his life. One wall of the confessional is a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest, Father McCarthy comes in. “Father, […]
Jokes tagged as: Priest Jokes
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A priest says to his friend, who is a rabbi, that he has found an excellent way to eat for free in really good restaurants. Well, naturally the rabbi is interested, so the priest explains how his plan works. “I simply go into the restaurant at well past 9 in […]
A woman parishioner goes to see her priest after the service one Sunday and says, “Father, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with”. The priest beckons to her to continue. The woman says, “I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say […]
A young priest got up in the morning and went to breakfast. On his way there, he passed two nuns and he said to them, “Good morning sisters”. The two nuns looked at him in a strange way and replied in a sing song manner, “You got up on the […]
A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is allowed, or if it is deemed to be a sin. The answer, he feels, hinges on whether sex is considered work or play. He is determined to find out, and decides to ask a priest for his opinion on […]
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him, the other has the Star of David. It’s a busy street with many people passing by, who stop to look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat […]
A priest and a bus driver both died and arrived at the Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door, where the priest sees […]
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, a priest, a minister and rabbi got together every Wednesday to play a round of golf, and as usual by […]
An older priest was talking to his young assistant about his revolutionary ideas for trying to get more people to come to church on Sunday. The elderly priest said to the younger priest: “You know, I was rather dubious about your idea to replace the first four pews with plush […]
