Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him, the other has the Star of David. It’s a busy street with many people passing by, who stop to look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat […]
Jokes tagged as: priest
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A priest and a bus driver both died and arrived at the Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door, where the priest sees […]
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, a priest, a minister and rabbi got together every Wednesday to play a round of golf, and as usual by […]
An older priest was talking to his young assistant about his revolutionary ideas for trying to get more people to come to church on Sunday. The elderly priest said to the younger priest: “You know, I was rather dubious about your idea to replace the first four pews with plush […]
Miss O’Leary, a lovely little old Irish spinster from Cork, recently returned to the small village where she had lived most of her long life. While she had been away, the old priest who used to serve at the Catholic church in the village had retired, and been replaced by […]
One day, Father Murphy was out playing golf with one of his parishioners. On the first hole, when he hit the ball, he sliced it into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter “Hoover!” under his breath. On the second hole, Father Murphy’s ball went straight into a water hazard. […]
Miss O’Leary, who played the church organ, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was a little old lady who was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One fine Spring afternoon, the parish priest came to call on her, and she welcomed him into […]
At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken […]
A Catholic priest was walking along the road during Lent, when he couldn’t believe what he saw. The smell of grilled meat wafted through his nostrils, and looking into the window of the house that he was passing, he spied a parishioner who was enjoying some tasty bratwurts sausage. Not […]
