There is a strange legend that I have heard told about the cemetery where Mozart was buried. After the great compiser Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away, he was buried in […]
The Best Funny Priest Jokes
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We have a great collection of funny Priest jokes here, as well as jokes about other members of the clergy including Bishops and The Pope.
The Laughline has a lot of religious jokes for you to enjoy in various categories. If you enjoy these, please share our posts with your friends.
See also Pastor Jokes and Minister Jokes.
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Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and […]
A priest decided to play a round of golf one Sunday, after he had given the mass. He was standing halfway down the first fairway, waiting to take his second […]
One Sunday morning, before the church service began, a crippled man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, sprinkled some on both legs […]
I guess it’s not uncommon to find two brothers who are always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. This happened with young brothers Billy and Bobby and it got so […]
Father O’Leary, the parish priest, was waiting in a queue at the filling station to have his car filled with petrol, just before a long holiday weekend. Even though the […]
Father O’Reilly, the parish priest of a small church in the Chicago suburbs, received a call from the IRS. He answered the phone and the person at the other end […]
A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other. Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to […]
Father Murphy was being honoured with a retirement dinner, after 25 years service in the parish. A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to […]
A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, […]
Father O’Donnell woke up Sunday morning to find that the weather was absolutely perfect for a round of golf and he desperately relished the thought of just being out there […]
There was an old priest from a church in County Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was […]