This is our collection of Pregnant Jokes and funny Pregnancy Stories for you to enjoy.
The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on the island had a simple plan, to provide all the women on the island with birth control pills. It was […]
The Best Funny Pregnant Jokes
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This is our collection of Pregnant Jokes and funny Pregnancy Stories for you to enjoy.
Getting pregnant can be a joy if it’s planned or a shock if it’s not, so it’s not surprising there are a lot of Pregnant Jokes.
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The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area and it was a busy night for the emergency services. The house was very dark inside due to the power […]
“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to give birth to their first child and he was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week or longer, […]
So, there were these three girls who were getting married and they all met to discuss effective birth control at the marriage counselor’s office. Two of the girls were from the city and one was a farm girl from Alabama. The counselor first asked them if they planned on having […]
Unknown to his wife, a wealthy man had a secret affair with an Italian woman which carried on for several years. One night, while they were in bed together, the Italian woman told her lover that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he agreed […]
Do you know the difference between a woman being pregnant or expecting? Here is a short funny story that might enlighten you somewhat. “How does your wife like being pregnant?” Richie asked his friend Mike. “Oh, my wife isn’t pregnant” Mike replied, “she’s expecting”. “Expecting but not pregnant? I don’t […]
A Catholic couple had been married for five years and were desperate to have children, but no matter how often they tried, how many different positions they tried and no matter how many books they read on fertility, the wife still failed to get pregnant. So, they went to their […]
How to know whether you are ready to have kids or not? This is a great question that all couples who are thinking of having children should ask themselves. While babies and young children can be adorable, they can also be a nightmare to take care of, regardless of whether […]
An extraordinarily handsome man who was also rather conceited, decided he had the “God given” responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce children that were beyond comparison. Having made this his mission in life, he began searching for the perfect woman. After a long but fruitless search […]
Rick was nearing the end of his senior year in high school, but unfortunately, like many other teenagers with siblings, he still had to share a bedroom which had bunk beds in it with his younger brother, who was only 9 years old. One night, with nowhere else to go, […]
A good neighbour went to visit her friend to check on her and much to her dismay she found the young woman sitting at the kitchen table, looking really depressed. She was staring blankly at a half empty cup of coffee, the sink was full of dirty dishes and her […]
The good the bad and the ugly. No this isn’t about the movie, which is a classic western by the way (must watch it again sometime). You know what it’s like when you realize something and it seems good. Then, after a while you realize it’s not good, it’s bad. […]