The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on […]
The Best Funny Pregnant Jokes
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This is our collection of Pregnant Jokes and funny Pregnancy Stories for you to enjoy.
Getting pregnant can be a joy if it’s planned or a shock if it’s not, so it’s not surprising there are a lot of Pregnant Jokes.
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The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area […]
“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to […]
So, there were these three girls who were getting married and they all met to discuss effective birth control at the marriage counselor’s office. Two of the girls were from […]
Unknown to his wife, a wealthy man had a secret affair with an Italian woman which carried on for several years. One night, while they were in bed together, the […]
Do you know the difference between a woman being pregnant or expecting? Here is a short funny story that might enlighten you somewhat. “How does your wife like being pregnant?” […]
A Catholic couple had been married for five years and were desperate to have children, but no matter how often they tried, how many different positions they tried and no […]
How to know whether you are ready to have kids or not? This is a great question that all couples who are thinking of having children should ask themselves. While […]
An extraordinarily handsome man who was also rather conceited, decided he had the “God given” responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce children that were beyond comparison. […]
Rick was nearing the end of his senior year in high school, but unfortunately, like many other teenagers with siblings, he still had to share a bedroom which had bunk […]
A good neighbour went to visit her friend to check on her and much to her dismay she found the young woman sitting at the kitchen table, looking really depressed. […]
The good the bad and the ugly. No this isn’t about the movie, which is a classic western by the way (must watch it again sometime). You know what it’s […]