Jokes tagged as:  pregnant

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Pregnant

Mary was still in her teens when she ended up having to face her father and tell him that she was pregnant. After she had given him the news, Mary’s mother asked her, “What did your father say when he learned you are pregnant?” Mary answered, “Should I leave out […]

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Jumping For Joy

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, “Honey, I […]

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Lamaze Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of their pregnancy. The instructor announced to the […]