An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time when the boy should give some thought to choosing a career. Like many young men his age, […]
The Best Funny Preacher Jokes
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As we all know, preachers come in all shapes and sizes, denominations and personalities! It’s no wonder there are so many funny preacher jokes floating around.
We have assembled a collection of really funny preacher jokes here for you to enjoy, and we hope you do.
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A preacher walked into a bar and called out to all the customers who were busily engaged supping on their beers, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up”. […]
Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town out West. One beautiful sunny Sunday morning, she walked down the street to a church that was not […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many of them were willing to forgive their enemies. About […]
I got to thinking the other day that sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. […]
A new preacher had been assigned to the church and the entire congregation came out to hear his first sermon. They were most surprised and somewhat disappointed to find that […]
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. […]
A young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of […]
One day, during the Sunday service, a preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, whether it was old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible, […]
A little boy was attending his first wedding ceremony, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin, looking a bit puzzled, asked him, “How many […]
The preacher was giving a sermon in church, and to help the congregation to hear him better, he was wired for sound with a lapel microphone. As he spoke, the […]
On Sunday morning in chapel the preacher asked the congregation “If there is anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by […]