The Best Funny Preacher Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/drakelelane/2038771790As we all know, preachers come in all shapes and sizes, denominations and personalities! It’s no wonder there are so many funny preacher jokes floating around.

We have assembled a collection of really funny preacher jokes here for you to enjoy, and we hope you do.


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The Old Country Preacher

An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time when the boy should give some thought to choosing a career. Like many young men his age, […]

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A Preacher Walked Into A Bar

A preacher walked into a bar and called out to all the customers who were busily engaged supping on their beers, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up”. […]

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Gladys Dunn

Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town out West. One beautiful sunny Sunday morning, she walked down the street to a church that was not […]

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Forgive Your Enemies

The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many of them were willing to forgive their enemies. About […]

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After The Christening

I got to thinking the other day that sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. […]

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The New Preacher’s Sermon

A new preacher had been assigned to the church and the entire congregation came out to hear his first sermon. They were most surprised and somewhat disappointed to find that […]

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The Golfing Preacher

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. […]

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Vineyard Of The Lord

A young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of […]

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What The Bible Has To Say About PMS

One day, during the Sunday service, a preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, whether it was old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible, […]

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First Wedding

A little boy was attending his first wedding ceremony, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin, looking a bit puzzled, asked him, “How many […]

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Wired For Sound

The preacher was giving a sermon in church, and to help the congregation to hear him better, he was wired for sound with a lapel microphone. As he spoke, the […]

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Special Needs

On Sunday morning in chapel the preacher asked the congregation “If there is anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by […]