The Best Funny Pope Jokes

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An Alien Spaceship Landed On Earth

So one day an alien spaceship landed on earth one day. Just as happens in many stories about space aliens, they not only declare that they come in peace but […]

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The Jews Must Leave Italy

A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, […]

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A Trip To Rome

A woman was at her hairdresser’s in New York, getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser, who responded, […]

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The Anti British Catholic Priest

Years ago in Ireland, there was a very anti British Catholic priest, who would let it be known in no uncertain terms exactly how he felt about the Brtish and […]

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The Seven Dwarves Meet The Pope

It’s hard to believe I know, but there was a time when the Seven Dwarves got to meet The Pope. Amazing isn’t it, Disney legends meeting a Catholic legend! Our […]

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The Pope’s Visit

The residents of a small town were eagerly anticipating the Pope’s visit and they were all dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lined up on the main street […]

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Haircut

A man went to his local barbers shop to get a haircut a few days prior to going on a trip to Rome. He eagerly mentioned his trip to his […]

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Playing Golf With The Pope

This is a story that goes back a few years, to when the Pope met with his Cardinals in the Vatican to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader […]

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What Causes Arthritis?

A drunk man, who smelled strongly of alcohol, sat down on a subway train next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with a woman’s […]

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The Pope’s Blessing

There was this one time that the Pope was finishing his sermon and the time came for him to give the blessing. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti […]