So one day an alien spaceship landed on earth one day. Just as happens in many stories about space aliens, they not only declare that they come in peace but naturally they also speak English. All of the presidents, prime ministers and other heads of government, plus all of the […]
The Best Funny Pope Jokes
A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope proposed a deal. He would have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish community. If […]
A woman was at her hairdresser’s in New York, getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser, who responded, “Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome”. A […]
Years ago in Ireland, there was a very anti British Catholic priest, who would let it be known in no uncertain terms exactly how he felt about the Brtish and he would tell his congregation every Sunday from the pulpit. After a while, the priest became so notorious, that the […]
It’s hard to believe I know, but there was a time when the Seven Dwarves got to meet The Pope. Amazing isn’t it, Disney legends meeting a Catholic legend! Our story begins with six of the seven dwarfs sitting around the house one day, when Sleepy came rushing in and […]
The residents of a small town were eagerly anticipating the Pope’s visit and they were all dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lined up on the main street that ran through the town, hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope. One local man had put on his […]
A man went to his local barbers shop to get a haircut a few days prior to going on a trip to Rome. He eagerly mentioned his trip to his barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re […]
This is a story that goes back a few years, to when the Pope met with his Cardinals in the Vatican to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf […]
A drunk man, who smelled strongly of alcohol, sat down on a subway train next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with a woman’s lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. The drunk man opened […]
There was this one time that the Pope was finishing his sermon and the time came for him to give the blessing. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti homini” which means “Blessed be mankind”. A women’s rights group approached the Vatican the next day and commented that the […]