A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope proposed a deal. He would have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish community. If […]
The Best Funny pope jokes
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A woman was at her hairdresser’s in New York, getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser, who responded, “Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome”. A […]
Years ago in Ireland, there was a very anti British Catholic priest, who would let it be known in no uncertain terms exactly how he felt about them, every Sunday from the pulpit. After a while, the priest became so notorious, that the Pope himself summoned him to Rome for […]
It’s hard to believe I know, but there was a time when the Seven Dwarves got to meet The Pope. Our story begins with six of the seven dwarfs sitting around the house one day, when Sleepy comes rushing in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to […]
The residents of a small town were eagerly anticipating the Pope’s visit and they were all dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lined up on the main street that ran through the town, hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope. One local man had put on his […]
The Pope met with his Cardinals in the Vatican to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit that is shared by the […]
A drunk who smelled strongly of alcohol, sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After […]
The Pope was finishing his sermon and the time came for him to give the blessing. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti homini” – Blessed be mankind. A women’s rights group approached the pope the next day. They noticed that the pope had blessed all of mankind, but […]