Three international convicts were in the bus on their way to prison. Each of them had been allowed to take just one item with them, to help occupy their time while they were incarcerated. On the bus, they each turned to one another to see what the other ones had […]
The Best Funny Polish Jokes
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We have some good Polish Jokes for you here and hope you enjoy them.
In some parts of the USA they tell Polish Jokes while in others they tell exactly the same jokes about the Irish or Italians. In the UK we hve a lot of Polish people, but mostly tell jokes about the Irish.
It’s weird when you travel as I have done and find that the same jokes apply to different cultures in different countries. I was with a group of colleagues once in a hotel room in Guatemala and they were all telling jokes in Spanish. With my limited Spanish I realised they were telling a joke about Galicians which was the same as an Irish joke I knew.
It’s nothing personal, just good for a laugh and I hope we have managed to find some Polish jokes in this collection to make you smile.
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It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second was Mexican and the third was Polish. The Italian man opened his lunch box and said, “Spaghetti again! I have […]
A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly offended by this question, said to the sales assistant, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man […]
If you love Polish golf jokes, you are sure to love this joke about the Polish Country Club Golf Championship. It’s definitely a classic one that we have here for you and this has to be possibly the best Polish golf joke ever. Ok, so Aleksander and Tarben were standing […]
A Polish immigrant to the United States went to the Department Of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. Having completed the application form, the clerk sent him in to the optician to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card that contained with the letters: ‘C […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]
You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well here’s a good funny story for you about just that, finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, a few years ago, a very large, as the story goes, an old building was being torn down in Chicago […]
A businessman boarded his flight at Chicago O’Hare airport, and was lucky enough to find himself sitting next to a gorgeous woman. They exchanged a brief “hello” and while looking over at her during the flight, he noticed that she was reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asked her […]