A policeman sees this little old lady walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note flies out […]
Jokes tagged as: policeman
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A man had just boarded the plane and settled into his seat next to the window, when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and proceeded to put his black labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and […]
A little boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman, grabbed his hand, and said to him with a sad voice, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman bent down and said, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Beer and women!” Image used under a Collective Commons License […]
A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you are only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “I’m sorry sir, if […]
