Murphy decided to join the Army as he had watched a recruitment video that made him want to be in the Irish Military Police. During a practical training exercise at the military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of […]
Jokes tagged as: police
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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. The New York State Trooper walked up to her car, and flipped open his ticket book. The woman rolled down her car window and said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball”. The police […]
Police are called to an apartment in Florida and inside they find a woman who is holding a bloody 5 iron, standing over the body of a lifeless man. The detective asks her, “Ma’am, is that your husband?” “Yes” says the woman. “Did you hit him with that golf club?” […]
The following police comments were taken from actual police car videos around the United States. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.” “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If you run, […]
A little boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman, grabbed his hand, and said to him with a sad voice, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman bent down and said, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Beer and women!” Image used under a Collective Commons License […]
There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
A police officer in a small town in the American Midwest stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain,”. “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…” “But […]
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police officer handed him a speeding ticket, for driving well over the speed limit in a suburban area. “Keep it,” the police officer advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
A Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer stopped to help a stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was heavily dressed in a helmet, balaclava and snowmobile suit. In a muffled voice, the rider told the Mountie that the carburetor was […]
A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his Mercedes convertible a few days beforehand, and as it was a perfect day for driving in the country, with no cars […]
