Jokes tagged as:  police

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Irish Military Police

Murphy decided to join the Army as he had watched a recruitment video that made him want to be in the Irish Military Police. During a practical training exercise at the military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of […]

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Police Comments

The following police comments were taken from actual police car videos around the United States. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.” “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If you run, […]

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A Little Boy Lost

A little boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman, grabbed his hand, and said to him with a sad voice, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman bent down and said, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Beer and women!” Image used under a Collective Commons License […]