Murphy decided to join the Army as he had watched a recruitment video that made him want to be in the Irish Military Police. During a practical training exercise at the military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of […]
The Best Funny police
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Police are called to an apartment in Florida and inside they find a woman who is holding a bloody 5 iron, standing over the body of a lifeless man. The detective asks her, “Ma’am, is that your husband?” “Yes” says the woman. “Did you hit him with that golf club?” […]
The following police comments were taken from actual police car videos around the United States. Whether these are actually true or not, who really cares. We think they are hilarious and hope you do as well. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them […]
A little boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman, grabbed his hand, and said to him with a sad voice, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman bent down and said, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Beer and women!” Image used under a Collective Commons License […]
There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police officer handed him a speeding ticket, for driving well over the speed limit in a suburban area. “Keep it,” the police officer advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
A Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer stopped to help a stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was heavily dressed in a helmet, balaclava and snowmobile suit. In a muffled voice, the rider told the Mountie that the carburetor was […]
A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his Mercedes convertible a few days beforehand, and as it was a perfect day for driving in the country, with no cars […]
Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walked up to their vehicle and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and the trooper smacked him in the head with the stick. The driver said, […]
The police knocked at Murphy’s front door last night. When he opened the door, there was a policeman holding up a picture of his wife. The policeman said “is this your wife sir?” Shocked, Murphy answered ” yes”. The policeman said “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by […]