A police officer stopped a car which was being driven in a dangerous manner, it was swerving dangerously across the road. He walked up to the car, knocked on the […]
The Best Funny Police Officer Jokes
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This is our collection of police officer jokes and we hope you enjoy them. Police officers do a great job, but they are also the subject of a lot of jokes.
So whether it’s a police constable, detective or sergeant, we have a police officer joke for them. If you enjoy them, please share with your friends.
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Irish Policeman: “Did you get the license number of the motor car that ran you over, Mrs O’Halloran?” Mrs O’Halloran; “No officer, but I know who it was, it was […]
Murphy and Paddy were driving south from Dublin to Cork and they were both laughing and telling jokes as they were driving and were also drinking bottles of Guinness Stout. […]
The stop light turned yellow right in front of him, so he did the right thing and stopped at the intersection, even though if he really had a mind to, […]
Billy Bob was filling his pickup truck with gas at a rural gas station. He was in a bit of a hurry and unfortunately when he pulled the nozzle out […]
A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned […]
Sure that’s a quote from Monopoly, “Go To Jail, Go Directly To Jail” and who among us doesn’t recognise that from the popular board game? I’m sure the people being […]
A traffic officer pulled a man over for speeding. He stopped his patrol car behind that of the man, got out of the car, walked up to the window and […]
Murphy was headed up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, she could clearly see the light was on from […]
The O’Connell twins had bought a secondhand Mercedes car and were taking their friend Paddy for a spin in their new car. As they sped down the street, Paddy called […]
An Irish police officer was on patrol on the motorway outside Dublin when he pulled alongside a vehicle that was exceeding the speed limit. He glanced over at the speeding […]
“Didn¹t you suspect burglars had been in your house when you saw all the drawers had been pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” the police officer […]