“Didn¹t you suspect burglars had been in your house when you saw all the drawers had been pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” the police officer asked the woman. “No”, she replied, “I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt. Image used […]
The Best Funny Police Officer
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A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out, she told him that she wanted to be a police officer. The police chief said, “Come in my office and let me ask you a few questions”. So, the […]
Little Johnny’s class went on a school outing to the police station. While they were at the police station, a police officer showed the class around the control centre, the interview rooms, the cells and as they walked through the reception area there was a notice board on the wall […]
Murphy’s wife went to the Police Station with her neighbour, Mrs O’Shea, to report that her husband was missing. The police officer asked her for a description of him. Murphy’s wife said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot tall, with dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 14 […]
There is something about an elderly lady driving that is always good for a laugh. I’m not sure how true this story is, but I like to think it is and I am sure many of us know an elderly lady who we could imagine doing this. Well, at least […]
It was the height of summer in the city of Dublin and everyone was enjoying a summer fair. That is to say, except at the Dublin courthouse, where it was business as usual. In the dock stood Murphy, a real down and out drunk, with a nose as red as […]
Police Officer Dibble was patrolling around the town in his patrol car one night, on the lookout for trouble. Well, that’s what police officers do isn’t it, you have to meet your quota of criminals to nab! Anyhow, while he was patrolling around town, he saw two little old ladies, […]
A husband went to the police station to file a “Missing Person Report” for his wife. You know what it’s like I’m sure. You expect your wife to be there when you come home from work and there is no sign of her. You have no idea where she has […]
A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the crime. The police dispatcher immediately broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit that was patrolling nearby was […]
A London lawyer was working on a case in Scotland, when he drove through a stop sign and got pulled over by a Glasgow traffic cop. He thought that he was smarter than the copper because he was a lawyer from London and he was also certain that he had […]