A member of the local Garda, the Irish police force, calls his local police station on the car radio. “Hello, is that you, Sarge?” he says. “Yes”, the Sarge’s voice comes back, “Is that you Murphy?” “Yes it’s me, Murphy” he replied. “We have a murder case here. A woman […]
Jokes tagged as: Police Officer
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Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens were regularly being run […]
Paddy was walking home late at night through the woods, when he sees a woman standing in the dark shadows. “Thirty quid“, she whispers as he approaches her. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only thirty quid. So, he agrees, hands over […]
A police officer walked up to two Irish drunks in Galway and said to the first, “What’s your name and address young man?” “I’m Paddy O’Toole, of no fixed address”, the drunk replied. The police officer then turned to the second drunk and asked the same question. “I’m Seamus O’Hare […]
This was his first day at his new job and Murphy was already enjoying being a truck driver. He had been given a huge truck to drive and now he felt like the king of the road. Southampton was his destination for the day, a load of copper tubing to […]
A blonde woman was driving down the road one night and she was swerving all over the road, zig-zagging left and right like crazy. After about a mile, she was pulled over by a police officer who couldn’t believe what he saw and flagged her down. The police officer approached […]
A sales representative, who after a few years of struggling to sell products for a second rate company, had grown tired of his job, deciding to give it up to become a police officer. Several months later, a friend who used to work with him asked him how he liked […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at least once in our lives, when you just have to go, there is no option to hold it. After a […]
A minister parked his car in a No Parking Zone in the city, because he was short of time and couldn’t find a parking space with a meter. He put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, […]
