A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the crime. The police dispatcher immediately broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit that was patrolling nearby was […]
Jokes tagged as: Police Officer
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A London lawyer was working on a case in Scotland, when he drove through a stop sign and got pulled over by a Glasgow traffic cop. He thought that he was smarter than the copper because he was a lawyer from London and he was also certain that he had […]
The world is full of idiots, or so it would appear. The story goes that police in a town in Pennsylvania interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message “HE’S LYING” was placed in the copier, […]
A police officer was testing three blonde women who were training to become criminal detectives with the police force. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde woman a picture for five seconds and then hid it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize […]
A French policeman pulls over and stops an Englishman’s car. He gets out, walks up to the window, which the Englishman winds down and asks him if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, as he is obviously well sloshed, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day. […]
A member of the local Garda, the Irish police force, calls his local police station on the car radio. “Hello, is that you, Sarge?” he says. “Yes”, the Sarge’s voice comes back, “Is that you Murphy?” “Yes it’s me, Murphy” he replied. “We have a murder case here. A woman […]
Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens were regularly being run […]
Paddy was walking home late at night through the woods, when he sees a woman standing in the dark shadows. “Thirty quid“, she whispers as he approaches her. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only thirty quid. So, he agrees, hands over […]
A police officer walked up to two Irish drunks in Galway and said to the first, “What’s your name and address young man?” “I’m Paddy O’Toole, of no fixed address”, the drunk replied. The police officer then turned to the second drunk and asked the same question. “I’m Seamus O’Hare […]
This was his first day at his new job and Murphy was already enjoying being a truck driver. He had been given a huge truck to drive and now he felt like the king of the road. Southampton was his destination for the day, a load of copper tubing to […]
