Jokes tagged as:  Police Officer

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Burgled

A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the crime. The police dispatcher immediately broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit that was patrolling nearby was […]

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Three Blonde Detectives

A police officer was testing three blonde women who were training to become criminal detectives with the police force. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde woman a picture for five seconds and then hid it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize […]

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The Irish Police Force

A member of the local Garda, the Irish police force, calls his local police station on the car radio. “Hello, is that you, Sarge?” he says. “Yes”, the Sarge’s voice comes back, “Is that you Murphy?” “Yes it’s me, Murphy” he replied. “We have a murder case here. A woman […]