A nice, calm and respectable looking lady went into the pharmacy. She walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to […]
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Maggie Murphy was complaining about her husband, Paddy, spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So Paddy ordered a couple of Jamesons and threw his down […]