There is nothing quite like pizza is there and like everything there are jokes about it, so welcome to our collection of pizza jokes.
Have you ever had that sick to the stomach feeling when you are eating and find a hair in your food? A few weeks ago I had a friend come over and we ordered a pizza to be delivered. We had been chatting away and enjoying the pizza, when we […]
The Best Funny Pizza Jokes
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There is nothing quite like pizza is there and like everything there are jokes about it, so welcome to our collection of pizza jokes.
Whether it’s eating pizza in a restaurant, having it delivered, New York Style or Chicago, the old “pineapple or not on a pizza” discussion etc. There’s always a joke involving pizza and we hope we have created a good collection of the best pizza jokes here for you.
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A blonde woman went into a pizza restaurant, looked at the menu and ordered a medium pizza. When the waiter brought her pizza to the table, he asked her how many pieces she wouldd like to have it cut into, six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please”, said the blonde […]
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