The year was 1665, it’s late August and Captain Henry Morgan, one of the most famous pirates of the 1600’s, was returning to his home base at Port Royal in Jamaica. He and his crew had been away at sea for many months and their ship was loaded with a […]
The Best Funny Pirate Jokes
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So a pirate walks into a bar and he is looking all beaten up and he is in a really bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, Long John, I haven’t seen you in a while. What on earth happened to you, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” […]
A pirate went into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stared at him, but were afraid to say anything, after all he was a pirate and a pretty mean looking one at that. Everyone in the bar ended up in small groups, whispering amongst themselves, […]
Have you ever been stuck with not knowing what Halloween costume to wear to a fancy dress party? It’s not always easy to figure out who to go as is it, unless you are one of those smart people who always has good ideas and can probably make their own […]