The year is 1665, it’s late August, and Captain Henry Morgan, one of the most famous pirates of the 1600’s, was returning to his home base at Port Royal in Jamaica. He and his crew had been away at sea for many months, and their ship was loaded with a […]
The Best Funny Pirate Jokes
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A pirate walks into a bar, looking all beaten up and in a bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.” The bartender says, “But what about that wooden […]
A pirate went into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stared at him, but were afraid to say anything, after all he was a pirate and a pretty mean looking one at that. Everyone in the bar ended up in small groups, whispering amongst themselves, […]
Have you ever been stuck with not knowing what Halloween costume to wear to a fancy dress party? Well, a bald man with a wooden leg once got invited to a Halloween party. He didn’t have a clue what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, and […]
