The Best Funny Pirate Jokes

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The best Pirate Jokes are here on The Laughline.

Come Splice The Mainbrace, have a mug of grog and do your best pirate impressions while reading some great pirate jokes.

Carob Beans growing on a tree. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/syrianakhouri/9845971385

Carob Beans

This is a story about carob beans which was inspired by seeing a carob tree that was loaded with carob beans while I was on a recent holiday in Cyprus. […]

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Captain Henry Morgan Of Port Royal

The year was 1665, it’s late August and Captain Henry Morgan, one of the most famous pirates of the 1600’s, was returning to his home base at Port Royal in […]

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A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

So a pirate walks into a bar and he is looking all beaten up and he is in a really bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, Long John, […]

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The Pirate

A pirate went into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stared at him, but were afraid to say anything, after all he was a pirate […]

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Halloween Costume

Have you ever been stuck with not knowing what Halloween costume to wear to a fancy dress party? It’s not always easy to figure out who to go as is […]