A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package that was on the kitchen table. “What delicious food might […]
The Best Funny Pig Jokes
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This is a collection of funny jokes and stories about pigs. I hope you enjoy them.
Pig, pigs, piggies, porkers, hogs!
Who doesn’t love pigs, and who doesn’t love eating roast pork with loads of crackling, or pork chops, or honey roast ham. Did someone say “bacon“!
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A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He loved the great outdoors and the tranquility of Ireland had always appealed to him. While he was walking through the […]
A pig walked into a bar and asked, “Do you serve root beer?” The bartender said he did. “I’d like one, please,” the pig said. After the pig had finished, […]
A reporter hears a story about an amazing pig, and goes out to the farm in Arkansas where the pig lives to get the full story. He finds the farmer […]
One day, a mother pig was casually walking through the farmyard with one of her piglets. Suddenly, without warning, a raccoon raced out from behind the barn, and scared the […]
Sally Ann had been studying the origins of food in her kindergarten class. One day, she was with her mother and they were walking through the grocery store, discussing where […]