A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package that was on the kitchen table. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was in the mood for a delicious morsel of something. “Maybe […]
The Best Funny Pig Jokes
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This is a collection of funny jokes and stories about pigs. I hope you enjoy them.
Pig, pigs, piggies, porkers, hogs!
Who doesn’t love pigs, and who doesn’t love eating roast pork with loads of crackling, or pork chops, or honey roast ham. Did someone say “bacon“!
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A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He loved the great outdoors and the tranquility of Ireland had always appealed to him. While he was walking through the wonderful Irish countryside one fresh Spring day, he became rather thirsty, as you do when you are out walking for […]
A pig walked into a bar and asked, “Do you serve root beer?” The bartender said he did. “I’d like one, please,” the pig said. After the pig had finished, he asked to use the restroom. After the pig left, another pig came in and asked for two root beers. […]
A reporter hears a story about an amazing pig, and goes out to the farm in Arkansas where the pig lives to get the full story. He finds the farmer near the barn, and asks him if the rumours about his pig are true. “Yep,” says the farmer. “I got […]
One day, a mother pig was casually walking through the farmyard with one of her piglets. Suddenly, without warning, a raccoon raced out from behind the barn, and scared the living daylights out of the mother pig. The little hog laughed to see such a plight, and the sow jumped […]
Sally Ann had been studying the origins of food in her kindergarten class. One day, she was with her mother and they were walking through the grocery store, discussing where food came from and what ingredients went into various products. Sally Ann said to her mother, “Pork comes from pigs […]