A pig walked into a bar and asked, “Do you serve root beer?” The bartender said he did. “I’d like one, please,” the pig said. After the pig had finished, he asked to use the restroom. After the pig left, another pig came in and asked for two root beers. […]
Jokes tagged as: pig
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Pig, pigs, piggies, porkers, hogs!
Who doesn’t love pigs, and who doesn’t love eating roast pork with loads of crackling, or pork chops, or honey roast ham. Did someone say “bacon“!
This is a collection of jokes and funny stories about pigs. I hope you enjoy them.
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A reporter hears a story about an amazing pig, and goes out to the farm in Arkansas where the pig lives to get the full story. He finds the farmer near the barn, and asks him if the rumours about his pig are true. “Yep,” says the farmer. “I got […]
One day, a mother pig was casually walking through the farmyard with one of her piglets. Suddenly, without warning, a raccoon raced out from behind the barn, and scared the living daylights out of the mother pig. The little hog laughed to see such a plight, and the sow jumped […]
Sally Ann was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten. One day, she was with her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products. Sally Ann said to her mother, “Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows.” Then she asked her, “How […]