Seamus bought his wife a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, his friend Murphy asked how she was doing with it. “Oh the piano”, Seamus replied, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet”. “A clarinet! How come?” Murphy asked. “It’s all on account of my health”, Seamus […]
The Best Funny piano
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The doorbell rang and the lady of the house opened her front door to find a workman, who was standing there holding a box of tools. “Good morning Madam”, he said, “I’m the piano tuner”. The lady looked puzzled and questioned him, “I’m sorry, I didn’t send for a piano […]
So a man walks into a bar with a small dog on a leash. The bartender sees him and calls out, “Hey! You can’t bring a dog into a bar. Get out of here!” The man walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, “But sir, this isn’t […]
I have heard it said that it’s never too late to learn to play the piano. However, at 2:30am, I really wish my roommate would quit and go to bed.
A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter at the airport. As they approached the check-in counter, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?” “Are you trying to […]
Young Billy wanted to be the best, the most feared gunfighter in the Old Wild West, so when he spotted Doc Holliday having a beer in a saloon in an old western town, he walked over and asked if he could have a word with him. “Sure, son, what’s on […]
Look what happened when someone turned stairs into a piano. Under normal conditions 90% of people would choose the escalator over the stairs at a subway station, but look what happens if taking the stairs is made somewhere rather more interesting…