I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” He asked,”Well, do you smoke tobacco […]
Jokes tagged as: Physician
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Mordechai goes to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Mordechai asks, “How much do I owe you?” “My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician. “Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!” “In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose […]
