Jokes tagged as:  physical

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Pre-School Physical Examination

Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy. https://www.pickpik.com/kids-mom-child-child-portrait-family-kid-110683

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Insomnia

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia, he was always so tired but struggled to sleep at night. The doctor gave him a physical examination, and couldn’t find anything physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to […]