The Best Funny Physical Examination Jokes

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We have some funny Physical Examination Jokes for you to have a good laugh at.

When you get to that certain age when you are supposed to have an annual physical examination, just to make sure your body is still in “fair” working order, you never know what the doctor might find.

We hope you enjoy this collection of physical examination jokes. Please share them if you do.

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Pre-School Physical Examination

Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy.