We have some funny Physical Examination Jokes for you to have a good laugh at.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia, he was always so tired but struggled to sleep at night. The doctor gave him a physical examination, and couldn’t find anything physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to […]
The Best Funny Physical Examination Jokes
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We have some funny Physical Examination Jokes for you to have a good laugh at.
When you get to that certain age when you are supposed to have an annual physical examination, just to make sure your body is still in “fair” working order, you never know what the doctor might find.
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After the eighty four year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said to her, “You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Cratchit, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?” “Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband”, the old lady said. She stepped […]
An old man goes to the doctor for a checkup and he is examined by a new doctor that he hasn’t seen before. You are in incredible shape”, the doctor said, having given the old man a complete physical examination. “How old are you again?” “I am 78 years old”, […]
I went to the doctor the other day to have my annual health check. When you get to a certain age it’s good to have a regular physical examination, just in case. But being pretty healthy I didn’t have any worries when I went for my appointment and was fairly […]
An old man went to the doctor for his annual physical examination. The doctor, seeing that the man looked a little worried, asked whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell the truth”, the old man said, “Yes there is something that’s been troubling me. You see, I seem to […]
The new Royal Navy recruit had just passed the physical examination that is required as part of the enlistment process to become a sailor. The doctor asked him, “Why do you want to join the Navy son?” The new recruit replied, “My father thought it would be a good career […]
As I am getting on a bit in years and retired a couple of years ago, during my recent medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. So, I described to him what a typical day in my life was like these days… “Well Doctor, yesterday afternoon, […]
The following are extracts that have been taken from medical records, written by physicians and doctors, from physical examinations of patients across North America. Sometimes when we are writing notes, it’s easy to write something that reads funny afterwards, but some of these extracts make you wonder about the state […]
My Uncle Morris, who was an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical examination. A few days later, the doctor was most surprised to see Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, […]
An gorgeous young woman, who was being chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor’s office and went up to the reception desk. “We have come for a physical examination”, the young woman said, when the doctor finished writing up his notes from his previous patient. The doctor looked […]
An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor is pleased to report that all of his tests have come back with normal results. The doctor then says to the old man, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at […]
A woman and a very young baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first physical examination. After they had been waiting for a few minutes, the doctor arrived and proceeded to examine the baby. He checked the baby’s weight and […]