A man went to see his doctor and told him that he wasn’t able to do all the things that he used to do around the house. The doctor gave the man a physical examination and when the examination was over, the man said to the doctor, “I’d like you […]
The Best Funny Physical Examination Jokes
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We have some funny Physical Examination Jokes for you to have a good laugh at.
When you get to that certain age when you are supposed to have an annual physical examination, just to make sure your body is still in “fair” working order, you never know what the doctor might find.
We hope you enjoy this collection of physical examination jokes. Please share them if you do.
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Murphy went to see the doctor complaining that he was suffering from insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but could find nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the doctor said, “The best advice I can give you, is that if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you […]
Bob hadn’t been feeling very well recently, so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. After giving Bob a thorough physical examination and running multiple tests on him, the doctor asked him to sit down and gave him the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news […]
An elderly man was feeling rather under the weather, so he went to see his doctor to get a check-up, just in case there was anything serious with with him. He explained how he was feeling to the doctor, who after giving the elderly man a thorough physical examination, gave […]
Murphy went into his doctor’s office to get his annual medical examination results. The doctor looked at him and said, “Mr. Murphy. We have had the results of your medical examination back and I’m afraid they aren’t good. Please take a seat if you will”. Murphy sat down, just a […]
A woman had an appointment with her doctor for a physical examination. The doctor asked her to take her clothes off and while he was examining her, he noticed that she had mark like a big red “H” on her chest. The doctor said to her, “That mark is really […]
Murphy went to the doctor for a physical exam and while he was there, he mentioned to the doctor that was thinking about getting a vasectomy. The doctor completed his examination and then commented to Murphy about his question. “Having a vasectomy is a pretty big decision”, the doctor said. […]
A man was feeling ill, he had terrible stomach pains and as much as he hated going to see the doctor, the pains were getting unbearable, so he asked a friend if he could recommend a Doctor of Internal Medicine. “I know a great Doctor of Internal Medicine”, his friend […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
After a man had his annual physical examination, the doctor came out to give him the results. The doctor said, “Your checkup results look really good. You are in fine health for your age. Is there anything that you would like to ask me?” “Well”, the man said, “I was […]
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever, physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said to her, “Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems with you, however I did notice […]
Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy. https://www.pickpik.com/kids-mom-child-child-portrait-family-kid-110683