A man went to see his doctor and told him that he wasn’t able to do all the things that he used to do around the house. The doctor gave […]
The Best Funny Physical Examination Jokes
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We have some funny Physical Examination Jokes for you to have a good laugh at.
When you get to that certain age when you are supposed to have an annual physical examination, just to make sure your body is still in “fair” working order, you never know what the doctor might find.
We hope you enjoy this collection of physical examination jokes. Please share them if you do.
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Murphy went to see the doctor complaining that he was suffering from insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but could find nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen”, the […]
Bob hadn’t been feeling very well recently, so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. After giving Bob a thorough physical examination and running multiple tests on him, […]
An elderly man was feeling rather under the weather, so he went to see his doctor to get a check-up, just in case there was anything serious with with him. […]
Murphy went into his doctor’s office to get his annual medical examination results. The doctor looked at him and said, “Mr. Murphy. We have had the results of your medical […]
A woman had an appointment with her doctor for a physical examination. The doctor asked her to take her clothes off and while he was examining her, he noticed that […]
Murphy went to the doctor for a physical exam and while he was there, he mentioned to the doctor that was thinking about getting a vasectomy. The doctor completed his […]
A man was feeling ill, he had terrible stomach pains and as much as he hated going to see the doctor, the pains were getting unbearable, so he asked a […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in […]
After a man had his annual physical examination, the doctor came out to give him the results. The doctor said, “Your checkup results look really good. You are in fine […]
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever, physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said to […]
Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February […]