Here’s a funny story about a permanent erection, enjoy. A man went into a pharmacy and asked if he could talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no men […]
The Best Funny pharmacy jokes
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A middle aged man picked up his new prescription for Viagra from the pharmacy and made his way home to get ready for when his wife got home from work. He called his wife on the phone to check and she said that she would be home in an hour. […]
At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked if she could use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained to the blonde woman that the infant scale had been sent for repairs, but said that she could figure out the infant’s weight by […]
One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist said to the elderly gentleman “That’s no problem sir. How many Viagra would you like?” The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one […]
When he arrived home from work one day, Mike was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained to him what had happened… “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the […]