The Best Funny pharmacy jokes

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Permanent Erection

Here’s a funny story about a permanent erection, enjoy. A man went into a pharmacy and asked if he could talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter […]

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Prescription For Viagra

A middle aged man picked up his new prescription for Viagra from the pharmacy and made his way home to get ready for when his wife got home from work. […]

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Infant Scale

At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked if she could use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained to the blonde woman […]

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Viagra

One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist said to the elderly gentleman “That’s no problem sir. How many […]

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The Irate Pharmacist

When he arrived home from work one day, Mike was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained to him what had happened… “It’s the pharmacist. He […]