A man went into a pharmacy and asked if he could talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no men employed there. She then asked the man if there […]
The Best Funny pharmacist
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A blonde woman walks into the drugstore, goes up to the counter and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant. Charlie, the friendly local pharmacist, overhears her request and is a little bemused. “We don’t sell bottom deodorant Miss. I’ve never even heard of it”. Unfazed by his response, the […]
A man from Alabama went to a drug store, walked up to the counter and said to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?” The pharmacist responded, “A three pack […]
One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist said to the elderly gentleman “That’s no problem sir. How many Viagra would you like?” The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one […]
Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: ” Are you the […]