So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good look at him and said, “wow that’s an interesting pet you have there, what’s his name?” The man replied, “He’s […]
The Best Funny Pet Jokes
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A woman went to the pet store to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The girl at the counter asked her if she would you like to have the drinking bowl inscribed “For The Dog”. “It doesn’t really matter”, the woman replied. “My husband doesn’t drink water and the […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, everybody loves a bad parrot joke! So, the pet shop owner pointed to three identical looking parrots on a perch […]
Have you ever had a job as a house cleaner? When I was in my last year at high school, I got a part time job which was cleaning the elegant home of an elderly couple. They had a large collection of antiques and strange items from around the world, […]
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen to his mother, he was crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Johnny told his mother as he held the turtle out to her, with tears streaming down his cheeks. His mother kissed him on the […]
Have you heard the one about the blonde in the pet shop? Keep reading and you will. Here you go… A blonde woman walked into the pet shop. After looking up and down the aisles for a few minutes, she went over and asked the sales clerk if he could […]
An elderly woman goes into an upscale pet shop in Brooklyn, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a bird who is a […]
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside your pet’s head? Sometimes we like to think that we know what our pets are thinking, and often with dogs we can be right, but now always, as those who have been bitten by a “friendly” dog will no doubt testify. But […]
Little Tommy came home from school one day and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying there on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained to Tommy that the chicken had died. He told him that the […]
So a man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything, in essence The Perfect Pet. The pet shop owner thinks for a few moments, and suggests a faithful dog, that ought to make a great companion for […]
This is a sweet story about a man and his duck. The duck isn’t so much a pet, as the man’s best friend in the whold wide world. This man takes his duck everywhere he goes. It doesn’t matter whether it’s going to the grocery store, for a drive in […]
Annoying cats are one of My Pet Peeves. I have to admit I have never been fond of cats, especially those neighbourhood cats that keep coming into my garden, leaving their mess, and digging up and killing my plants. I have over the years thought of some devilishly ingenious plans […]