Jokes tagged as:  Pet Jokes

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This is our collection of pet jokes, some humour about the many types of pets that people keep and the amazing or stupid things that they do.

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Pet Turtle

Little Tommy ran into the kitchen crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Tommy told his mother as he held the turtle out to her, with tears streaming down his cheeks. His mother kissed him on the head, then said, “That’s all […]

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The Singing Canary

An elderly woman goes into an upscale pet shop in Brooklyn, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a good singer.” The shop […]