So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good […]
The Best Funny Pet Jokes
A woman went to the pet store to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The girl at the counter asked her if she would you like to have the […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, […]
Have you ever had a job as a house cleaner? When I was in my last year at high school, I got a part time job which was cleaning the […]
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen to his mother, he was crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Johnny told his mother […]
Have you heard the one about the blonde in the pet shop? Keep reading and you will. Here you go… A blonde woman walked into the pet shop. After looking […]
An elderly woman goes into an upscale pet shop in Brooklyn, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a […]
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside your pet’s head? Sometimes we like to think that we know what our pets are thinking, and often with dogs we can […]
Little Tommy came home from school one day and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying there on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the […]
So a man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything, in essence The Perfect Pet. The pet […]
This is a sweet story about a man and his duck. The duck isn’t so much a pet, as the man’s best friend in the whold wide world. This man […]
Annoying cats are one of My Pet Peeves. I have to admit I have never been fond of cats, especially those neighbourhood cats that keep coming into my garden, leaving […]