Jokes tagged as:  Pet Shop

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The Blonde In The Pet Shop

A blonde woman walked into the pet shop. After looking up and down the aisles for a few minutes, she asked the sales clerk if he could help her. “I’d like a box of birdseed”, the blonde woman said to him. “For which kind of bird?” he asked helpfully. “Oh, […]

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The Singing Canary

An elderley woman goes into a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a good singer.” The shop owner […]