The Best Funny perfume

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Beautiful Woman On The Train

I was on the train the other day and asked a beautiful woman who was sitting next to me, “I love the perfume you are wearing, what is it called? […]

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A Little Gift For His Wife

Roger had been spending so much time working, he thought it might be nice to buy a little gift for his wife to show her that he did appreciate her, […]

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The Perfume Counter

Two leggy blondes walked up to a perfume counter in a large department store where the first blonde picked up a sample bottle of perfume, sprayed it on her wrist, […]

Deodorant

I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.