The Best Funny Penny Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/woodysworld1778/4304895493Do you like Penny jokes? We have a number of jokes about pennies, with a penny being one of the lowest valued coins in some countries, but it’s also used in expressions like “A Penny For Your Thoughts”.

Using a public toilet is also often termed “Spending A Penny” because years ago (in the UK at least) you had to put a penny in the slot of the toilet door to get it to open.

Penny Pinching is also used to describe someone who is miserly and doesn’t like spending money.

So there you have it. This is our selection of penny jokes which we hope you enjoy.


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Nose Ring

I was hanging out in the park with a friend of mine, when we saw a woman walk past, with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. […]

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Four Young Mothers

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. Having observed them for a while and read through his notes about them, he […]

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Investment Counselor

A successful investment counselor decided that it was time to go out on her own and so she set up her own financial counseling company. Since she was shrewd and […]

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Wifi Connection

One of the most frustrating computer support tasks I had was when a neighbour called me over to help fix the Wifi connection on their home computer, after they got […]

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A Ton Of Money

A banker once told his client that his one million dollar investment would turn into a ton of money! So the the client excitedly asked the banker, “How much is […]

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The Scottish Painter

The story goes that some years ago there was a Scottish painter and decorator named Hamish McTaggart, who was always very interested in making a penny where he could. One […]

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Charity Donations

The charity donations had been much lower than hoped recently and the charity was trying to increase it’s donations from local companies. One of the people who was checking the […]

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The Good Old Days

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing about the good old days when they were all just a few years younger. The first lady […]

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Shopping In Beverly Hills

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go shopping in Beverly Hills? When it comes to shopping, Beverly Hills is something else. The shops on Rodeo Drive […]

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A Penny For Your Thoughts

“A penny for your thoughts”. This is one of those phrases that we are all familiar with, but do you know where it came from? Well the story goes that […]