It’s hard to believe I know, but there was a time when the Seven Dwarves got to meet The Pope. Our story begins with six of the seven dwarfs sitting around the house one day, when Sleepy comes rushing in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to […]
The Best Funny Penguin Jokes
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We have a collection of funny Penguin Jokes on The Laughline because let’s face it, penguins are just funny animals.
You have to love and laugh at the way they walk, the way they look and their antics on film and in documentaries.
It’s no wonder that penguins feature in a lot of jokes and we hope that you enjoy this collection that we have for you.
Many thanks to one of our members, Ann Tarc-Tic for sending in so many great penguin jokes.
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Everyone loves making fun of Penguins don’t they. Here is a great collection of funny penguin jokes. The poor old Penguin is always the subject of some joke or other. It’s really unfair in my opinion. I heard the other day that Penguins mate for life. That doesn’t really surprise […]
A penguin was on vacation and driving through Arizona when he noticed that the oil pressure light had come on. He got out of the car to look and sadly he saw oil dripping out of the engine. So he drove to the nearest town and stopped at the first […]
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in the Antarctic? Where do they go when they die? What happens to them? This is a question that has been asked many times over the years, since you rarely find a dead penguin lying there on […]
Penguins – otherwise known as suicidal little birds with a sense of humor! He’s going to be in for it when that Polar Bear wakes up. One swipe of a paw and he’s going to be headed into orbit!