Have you ever wondered, do dogs go to Heaven? I know this is a question that a lot of people have pondered over the years and being “man’s best friend” and for many of us a part of the family, we would like to think that dogs go to Heaven […]
The Best Funny Pearly Gates Jokes
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The Pearly Gates, the gateway to Heaven. With so many great jokes about people dying and waiting to enter Heaven through the Pearly Gates, it’s not surprising that the infamous Pearly Gates of Heaven feature in a lot of religious jokes.
We have a good selection of the best Pearly Gates of Heaven jokes here for you to enjoy. Please don’t forget to share them if you enjoy them.
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Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven. Sure enough, St. Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He said to the Italian nuns, “Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives down on Earth, that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to Earth […]
One fine day in Heaven, St. Peter was sitting by the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrived. St. Peter wasn’t quite sure what to do with these men in hoodies, so he looked out through the gates and said to them, “Wait here. I will be right back”. […]
A cat died and went to Heaven, as cats do in all stories like this. God met the cat at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking”. The cat thought for a minute and then […]
Old Sister Margaret had been an impeccable nun all her life, obeying all the rules of the convent and devoting herself to “The Lord“, but one day, as will happen to all of us when we get old, she was called “upstairs” to her reward. As she approached the Pearly […]
Four Women arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, where they found St. Peter waiting for them. When they went to go in, St. Peter said to them: “Those of you that have been unfaithful to your husband, raise one hand”. Three of the four women slowly raised their hands […]
A young man died and as so often happens in stories like this, he went to Heaven, where he found he was the third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter was taking a much needed break, so an angel was admitting the newly arrived to Heaven and the […]
St. Brigid of Kildare, now one of Ireland’s patron saints, having had a life of piety, died and went to Heaven. God greeted her warmly at the Pearly Gates. “Be thou hungry, Brigid?” God asked her. “I could eat something”, she said. So, God opened a can of tuna, reached […]
It was a really busy day “upstairs” and there were a lot of new arrivals at the gates of Heaven where a crowd had developed waiting to see if they would be allowed in. Heaven being what it is, it can sometimes get fairly busy with people waiting to get […]
A successful young lawyer was on his way to the courthouse, to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit, when he suddenly found himself at the gates of Heaven. He had no idea what was happening and was struggling to comprehend how just moments ago, or so it seemed, he was […]
Three girls, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette, all died within minutes of each other and ended up together at the pearly gates of Heaven. When they went to enter through the gates, they were stopped by St. Peter and an obedient angel. St. Peter motioned for the girls […]
A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter. Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything of particular merit, that would make you worthy of entering the Kingdom of Heaven?” “Well”, the cowboy replied, “I can […]