Jokes tagged as:  peanuts

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Peanuts

One evening a couple were at home watching television and the man was eating peanuts. He would toss them in the air, one at a time, then catch them in his mouth. Having just thrown one peanut, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned his head to […]

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Peanuts

A tour bus driver is taking a group of seniors on a day trip in the country, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about fifteen minutes, she taps him on his […]