The Best Funny Patrick Jokes

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Patrick is a very common Irish name and having a great collection of Irish Jokes it’s natural we have a lot of Patrick Jokes.

Poor old Patrick is the subject of many of the best Irish jokes and we hope you enjoy this collection. Since Patrick is often known as “Paddy”, you can find even more Irish tales in our Paddy Jokes collection.

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Irishmen In Canada

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Two Irishmen emmigrated to Canada and landed themselves jobs as lumberjacks at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Patrick yelled out “Michael, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!” “Have […]

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Sightseeing In New York

Two Irishmen are sightseeing in New York when they decide to call it a day and go for a drink. They come across an up-market looking Irish pub, which has […]

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Irish Wedding

Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village being present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As […]

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Enormous Smiles On Their Faces

So these three dead bodies all turned up at a mortuary in Dublin and what was really bizarre was that they all had enormous smiles on their faces. The coroner […]

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Making The Rounds

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While he was making his hospital rounds with a group of medical students in a Dublin Hospital, the doctor beckoned them over to look at an x-ray. “As you can […]